No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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