I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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