I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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