I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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