I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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