I want to walk on stilts...naked
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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