i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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