I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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