Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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