I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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