i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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