I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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