Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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