Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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