Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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