my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
