I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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