Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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