She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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