I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
