Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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