so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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