They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hippo gnu deer
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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