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say what?
wanna hang out?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Randomize
