ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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