the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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