when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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