Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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