Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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