You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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