I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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