omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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