found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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