All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
