yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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