Can Purell be used as lube?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I could make wine with my vomit
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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