Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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