Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we made out on top of his cat.
she peed on how many people?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
