I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I believe in your delicious
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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