I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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