I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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