I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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