if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
porn star boner night. come get it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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