It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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