When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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