What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize