He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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