3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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