I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize