You're my little dorito
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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