i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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