ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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