I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just high enough for therapy.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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