he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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