So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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