She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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